Humourous stock tips for the day....

 

 

Overstock.com [OKSTK]  Company is experiencing excessive inventory and is ...well...overstocked.   Really, what were they thinking.   Sell your excess inventory of this stock. 

 

Krispy Kreme Donuts [KKD]  Sugar-coated quarterly results show this company's earnings to be rather bloated and is in for a Sumo-style slugfest with the Dunkin Donuts.  Buy or sell?  My advice is to buy a dozen and eat them quick.

 

Victoria's Secret [VS]  Have you heard the recent news about Victoria's Secret?  Neither have I, I guess it is a ...oh never mind.   This is truly a great company providing an invaluable service to mankind.  Buy, and Hold.

 

Trek Bicycles [TRK]  A cyclical stock that just keeps rolling.  If Trek is good enough for old one-nut, it is good enough for me.  This is a buy.